Noobs Are Coming

Noobs Are Coming is an arena roguelike game. Where YOU ARE THE FINAL BOSS where you play as the big bad instead of the hero. Mix and match boss abilities to create your own overpowered build—summon minions, fire guns, even turn enemies into sheep or gold statues.

The game throws waves of enemies at you while you experiment with wild combos. Push stats like size or attack amount to ridiculous levels and watch the chaos unfold. Play solo or team up with a friend in co-op mode.

Choose from different boss characters, like a giant worm, spider queen, or succubus. Collect souls to level up and unlock stronger upgrades between rounds. It’s a demo for now, but you can Wishlist the full version on Steam.

Play it free online if you’re into fast-paced roguelikes with deep theorycrafting. Inspired by Brotato and Binding of Isaac, but with a twist—you’re the one calling the shots.