My Lil Bastard
My little Bastard, lol what funny name. Most virtual pets adore and return your affection.
Most virtual pets adore and return your affection. Not My Lil’ Bastard. He takes your tender loving care and vomits it back at you, tossing Molotov cocktails on the gifts you bought him, breaking that water bottle you tried using to punish him, and pooping all over the place. But with courage, tenacity, and time, you just might be able to turn this bastard around. (Note: we said “might.”)
How to Play:
Use the mouse to select or manipulate objects in your little bastard’s environment. To feed your little bastard, click and hold the mouse on a food item (i.e. bone), then drag and drop it onto him/her.
To clean up after your bastard has made a poop, first dispose of the doodie by dragging and dropping it onto the trash can in your bastard’s living area. Then drag and drop a toilet paper roll onto your bastard to wipe his behind.
To save and quit the game to continue at another time, click “Save and Quit” in the lower left corner of the screen.
Your little bastard not pooping in the toilet? Every time he poos on the floor, give him a spray with the water bottle. (Then clean up the mess and wipe him down.) Eventually he/she will learn.
Your little bastard breaking the water bottle repeatedly? Try picking it up and moving it around so he can’t break it. Or try distracting him with something else (food/toy/walkies).
My Lil Bastard is one of many Simulation Games to play online on your web browser for free at KBH Games. Tagged as Bastard Games, Funny Games, Lil Games, Pet Games, Simulation Games, Time Management Games, and WTF Games. Upvoted by 423 players. Other games you might like are FE5: Lil' Manster and Stealth Bastard. No download or installation needed to play this free game. Hope this game brings a little joy into your daily life.