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Embarrassingly defeated hundreds of years ago by a group of whiny and troubled pubescent heroes, you are once more summoned back to life to sow terror upon people’s hearts.

Gather under your command a vast and powerful army of murderous minions and generals and loot the Old Kingdom to its ruin.

As Always, Good Luck and Have Fun.



  • Force your minions to loot by whipping them with a left click. Although, beware of pushing your minions to unconsciousness.
  • Employ minions by clicking on their hire button. A green hire button means the unit is affordable.
  • Click on the Bosses tab to hire generals and boost your pillaging.